He Said, She Said: A Discussion On Love

Me: Have you ever been in love?

Him: What does that mean?

Me: Have you ever been truly in love?

Him: No. Too dangerous.

What I said: "This is true."

What I meant: "I'M TRULY IN LOVE WITH YOU."

In the words of my new favorite little songstress, Mindy Gledhill:

"Nobody knows that I am a secret spy

I follow you home, careful to walk behind you

I climb up your tree and hide in the leaves

To keep you from seeing who I am

Call me obsessed, but I need to know your name

Your age, your address and where in the world you came from

It's silly to think that I'm on the brink

Of falling right off my rocker

Oh, I want to know

All about your mom and your favorite song

And why you hypnotize me

Well, I tell you what

I'm the definition of obsessive-compulsive, crazy love

Late after dark, your light is on upstairs

And I watch you dance as if you were Fred Astaire

A little finesse, a sparkly dress

And I could be Ginger Rogers

Oh, I want to know

All the books you read and your favorite sweets

And why you hypnotize me

Well, I tell you what

I'm the definition of obsessive-compulsive, crazy

La, la, la I'm like a firefly

La, la, la in the evening sky

I'm all aglow whenever I see you walking by

Oh, I want to know

If you ever plan to hold my hand

And why you hypnotize me

Well, I tell you what

I'm the definition of

Obsessive-compulsive crazy love"

So what? I'm a little bit of a stalker.

Do you think he ever plans to hold my hand?