I bought sixteen little yogurts and six big yogurts and 2 four-packs of yogurt and the check-out guy was like, "Why you so obsessed with yogurt?" and I was like, "Why you so obsessed with me?"
Except for that didn't actually happen.
What he said was, "Have a nice day," and I said, "You as well."
"Why am I so hopeless?" I say. "Because you're sixteen," the universe tells me.
All my love,
Addy
