I bought sixteen little yogurts and six big yogurts and 2 four-packs of yogurt and the check-out guy was like, "Why you so obsessed with yogurt?" and I was like, "Why you so obsessed with me?"
Except for that didn't actually happen.
What he said was, "Have a nice day," and I said, "You as well."
"Why am I so hopeless?" I say. "Because you're sixteen," the universe tells me.
All my love,
Addy
4 comments:
i'm so happy with this post.
you're a keeper, addy baird.
yogurt
and my love for addy
and her writing
and this f*cking post
cause it's rad
and you are too, my love.
"Because you're sixteen," the universe tells me.
I saw a bumper stick on a truck the other day and it said this: "Hire a teenager. You know, while they still know everything."
I laughed.
We know everything
It gets tiresome being spoken to as if you were a child, even if you happen to be one. -Patrick Rothfuss
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